Online stories - Nutty Numbers in Nutty Land

SteveI was walking along the road one day wondering what colour ice cubes go if they’re cold when suddenly the Wise Wizz of Woo appeared next to me riding an ostrich. I nearly jumped out of my skin.

“Good afternoon Steve,” said the Wise Wizz of Woo as if he suddenly appeared riding an ostrich all the time. “I do hope I haven’t shocked you unduly arriving like this.”

“No, no…of course not,” I replied, being more polite than truthful.

“It’s just that I know you’ve been thinking about measurements without realising it for quite a long time and I think I might just be able to organise a trip for you to somewhere you may find very interesting,” said the Wise Wizz of Woo.

“That’s amazing!” I replied. “I can see now that you’re absolutely right. How did you know I was thinking about measurements without realising it?”

“The ostrich here told me,” replied the Wise Wizz of Woo.