Online stories - Nutty Numbers in Nutty Land
I was walking along the road one day wondering what colour ice cubes go if they’re cold when suddenly the Wise Wizz of Woo appeared next to me riding an ostrich. I nearly jumped out of my skin.
“Good afternoon Steve,” said the Wise Wizz of Woo as if he suddenly appeared riding an ostrich all the time. “I do hope I haven’t shocked you unduly arriving like this.”
“No, no…of course not,” I replied, being more polite than truthful.
“It’s just that I know you’ve been thinking about measurements without realising it for quite a long time and I think I might just be able to organise a trip for you to somewhere you may find very interesting,” said the Wise Wizz of Woo.
“That’s amazing!” I replied. “I can see now that you’re absolutely right. How did you know I was thinking about measurements without realising it?”
“The ostrich here told me,” replied the Wise Wizz of Woo.