Online stories - Nutty Numbers in Nutty Land

“Well butter my toast sideways,” said a voice from behind us. “If it isn’t my old friend the Wise Wizz of Woo!”

We all turned to look in the direction of the voice. All I could see to start with was a kind of orange blur. Then I began to realise that Clothespeg was completely orange. He had orange hair, orange skin and wore an orange suit that was slightly too large for him.

Unless he had enormous feet his orange shoes were definitely too large for him as well. He almost looked like a clown who was completely orange.

“Greetings, Clothespeg,” said the Wise Wizz of Woo. “I’ve brought Steve with me as I promised.”